everyone: depressing moment when your boyfriend/girlfriend breaks up with you.
everyone: depressing moment when no one wants to hang out.
me: depressing moment when you realize you only have one half of your sandwich left.
My natural response
Awkward Silence: ...
Amelia: So I just got a new vacuum cleaner
Me: Oh great, another thing in your house that sucks
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
whyamisorandom: Sometimes, I feel like a bug is crawling on me but when I check, there’s nothing.
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